Address: 832 London Road, Sutton, Surrey, SM3 9BJ

Cheam Cafe is the closest caff to the in-laws, and if they didn't feed me so well, I'd be out the window, down the drain-pipe and sharing an internal record with you. Instead, I'm hidden behind a wheelie bin taking paparazzi style shots so as not to earn me a knuckle sandwich from any of its burly clientele.

I hope the advertised cash-point isn't an indication of Cheam Cafe's prices...

Contributor: Benny Hall

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